My cock has an appetite. A huge and very particular appetite: Blonde, curvy, and preferably not a fucking liar…
As a high profile lawyer, I don’t have time to waste on relationships, so I fulfill my needs by anonymously chatting and sleeping with women I meet online. My rules are simple: One dinner. One night. No repeats. This is only casual sex. Nothing more. Nothing less.
At least it was, until “Alyssa”…
She was supposed to be a 27-year-old lawyer, a book hoarder, and completely unattractive. She was supposed to be someone I shared law advice with late at night, someone I could trust with details of my weekly escapades.
But then she came into my firm for an interview—a college-intern interview, and everything fucking changed… Published in 2014
Women will unanimously call Andrew an asshole, and they are right. But it’s hard not to be an asshole when bitches don’t listen. When they catfish you and stay well past their welcome because they thought you could be, “friends.” Bitch please, you knew what this was. The dating profile said, “one dinner, one fuck, nothing more, nothing less.” Now pick your dress off the floor and get out.
Andrew’s tragic past, which is hashed out in Volume 3, is used as an explanation for his rules to “dating”. His pen pal, Alyssa, seems to be only one who finds his brashness and sexcapades entertaining until she falls victim to his seduction. Apparently Andrew is fucking these women in the ear because they are all hard of hearing, and Alyssa is no exception. Alyssa tries to make the sex between them something more and runs off crying when Andrew sticks his terms. This cycle of fucking and crying takes up most of Volume 2. Unwilling to accept Andrew’s boundaries and unable to stop sleeping with him, Alyssa resorts to manipulation, till that doesn’t work and she flees the state. The way women are portrayed as manipulators, adulterers, or liars, makes me wonder if Whitney G is actually a man with a grudge.
Fun drinking game: Drink every time Andrew says, “pussy” and see if you can stand after Chapter 1 – Borrow it.